Matt’s memory lives on, and it’s up to you to decide how. RIP. Patron poll begins Friday at 2 PM ET and runs through Thursday, March 15! BREAKING NEWS: North Korean leader Kim Jong Un Read More …

A tapestry of photographs flash before the screen. The collage ends on a glowing photo of Matt, smiling, looking serene atop a mountain of clouds. We feel his presence even as the picture fades to Read More …

Black Panther is a crazy good success story. One might say… almost too successful. It’s happening. Slowly, but surely. Mueller’s investigation is inching closer to conclusion, starting with the fuckwads who dared to interfere with Read More …

Time for a feel trip. We wish Matt the worst of luck, and hope he falls flat on his face. “LOOK AT ME. I’M THE POACHER NOW.” -Lions Omarosa returns to her reality television roots Read More …

The Eagles win the Superbowl and MLK rolls over in his grave. Memo Schmemo. Who needs the FBI anyway?! Lolz Stop trying to make the Olympics happen. They’re not going to happen. The Larry Nassar Read More …