Episode #4×08: Our Dungeon Master

  • A tapestry of photographs flash before the screen. The collage ends on a glowing photo of Matt, smiling, looking serene atop a mountain of clouds. We feel his presence even as the picture fades to white. His voice echoes softly: “How’s my butthole look in these?” And then he’s gone. The last piece of him, a memory only our sleeping eyes can see.
  • Let’s talk about sex, baby, let’s talk about D and D!
  • President Trump proposes we stop school shootings by arming teachers with guns. We can’t afford to arm them with paper and crayons, but sure, this is fine.
  • Foreskins finally get the press coverage they’re due as religious leaders condemn a new Icelandic law banning circumcision.
  • #MemoGate enters week 453 (estimation) with a redacted rebuttal.
  • Friends forever.
  • This week’s episode is sponsored by Ora Organic (save 15% on your first order by using code MILL) and HelloFresh (save $30 on your first week by using code MILLENNIAL30!).

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

  • Someone’s sphincter is broken and I CAN’T JUST LEARN IT FIXED AGAIN, OKAY
  • Apart from the great circumcision debate, how are parental norms changing? What differences do we see between the way we were raised, and the way our peers are raising kids?
  • Participation trophies aren’t all bad, but denying FUCKING SCIENCE is.
  • The convo turns personal as we explain what we’d do differently from our parents.

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