Andrew survives his flight across the Atlantic, eliminating any hopes we had of being on CNN.

• Primary season sings its swan song as California and five other states go to the ballot box.
• If I call Laura an ill-begotten slag, is that hate speech, or historical fact? Facebook, Twitter, Microsoft and others implement a new content policy in Europe and we straddle the fence between “okay sure” and “okay… no.”
• BREAKING: Great swimmers everywhere exonerated of moral responsibility. Talented writers now free to commit acts of treason. In related news, the Stanford rape case is serving as a grotesque but important flashpoint for rape culture.
• FBI Director James Comey asks Congress for help spying on American citizens’ internet history without a warrant. That’s not how this “legal system” thing works, Director Despot.
• If your senator sits on either the Senate Judiciary Committee or Senate Intelligence Committee, call or email them — tell them your porn preferences are yours and yours alone.
• Devil’s Advocate puts Laura in a super awkward position.