- Patrons are in for some sleepless nights next week. Brace yourselves for a ghost tour.
- Voicemails makes a triumphant return with a hilarious drunk message for the hosts.
- “3 kisses are demanded upon entry of the abode, whether morning or night, on pain of death.” Relationship contracts are a thing. What would be in ours?
- “Transparency is that thing that happens when I pee, right? The burning sensation?” -President Trump, who refuses to broadcast any of his press briefings for the first time in (televised) presidential history
- Lose/lose: a new study found that pregnant women are judged in the workplace no matter what they do. Working women around the globe feign shock and surprise.
- Hidden from the Headlines reveals Norway is one bad mothafucka.
- 73% of Democrats would give up ________ to see Trump impeached tomorrow. Fill in the blank with us on The Number.
And in this week’s After Dark:
- A study reveals Google knows a fuck more about us than we’d even guessed – and Andrew gets real.
- Google That Shit tells us more about ourselves than others.
- Speaking of Andrew: life update! Find out which city he’ll be moving to in a few months and how best to stalk him.
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