- Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real 2023 talk!
- This week, we wrap up 2023 by running through the most memorable moments, news stories, snafus, and phenomenons.
- What is time? You’re telling me that head of lettuce lasted longer than Liz Truss as PM happened in 2022? Shut up.
- How could we forget the Chinese spy balloons? (Don’t worry, they haven’t forgotten about you or all the sweet intel they picked up.)
- The Titan submersible, aka the reason we’re all getting coal in our stockings this year aka the funniest memes of 2023 aka the reason we’re all going to hell.
- “Tell the rich. I want them to know it was me!”
- Barbenheimer took the world by storm this summer, and Glitch McConnell is still shook.
- A melancholy, heartfelt Beatles reunion rounded out the year with the wholesome energy we all needed. See, AI ain’t all bad!
- How could we forget the Renaissance and Eras tours?
- Laura gets called out for replacing George Santos with a better congressman named Santos. #WestWinggirlieforlife
- What was the most memorable 2023 moment for our Patrons? Strikes, Tay Tay, the Titan submersible, Prince Harry’s “todger,” and the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank.
- This week’s recommendations will set you up for success this holiday season: Lethal Company (Laura), CeraVe Acne Foaming Cream Cleanser (Andrew), and Beyonce’s ‘Renaissance: a film.’
And in this week’s installment of After Dark:
- Thinking of hate stalking an ex or former friend this holiday season? You probably shouldn’t but tbh, we love mess.
- Turns out there are some really common reasons we all hate stalk. Is it to feel better about ourselves? MAYBE.
- We toy with posting Insta polls to see how many of our exes participate.
- “The last time I texted him Happy Birthday he didn’t answer lol.”