Episode #8×39: FMK The Hosts? Our Listeners Shock Us

  • Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real shit talking phone scammers.
  • Andrew provides a SPECIAL UPDATE on his recent COVID scare. Also, if you see a picture of his butt floating around online, please email millennialshow@gmail.com.
  • Adidas has officially dropped Kanye West over his repeated vitriol towards the Jewish community – took ’em long enough!
  • While we were on vacation a lot happened in the news! Liz Truss was outlasted by a head of lettuce, the UK gained a new Prime Minister, Trump was officially subpoenaed by the J6 Commission, and the student loan forgiveness application opened up.
  • But because no good deed goes unpunished, a federal appeals court has put a pause on any forgiveness being issued because some salty Republican governors challenged Biden’s loan forgiveness program.
  • Instagram is supposedly working on a new feature that would allow users to add song to their profiles – 2005 called, MySpace Tom wants his business model back!
  • We take a walk down memory lane and reminisce about our MySpace profile songs, who was in our Top 8, and how glad we are that MySpace didn’t show whose profiles we were creeping on.
  • Things go off the rails when Andrew reveals he has ALL of his old AIM chat history from back in the day. Queue major millennial cringe moment.
  • This week’s episode is sponsored by Expedition Roasters (https://www.expeditionroasters.com and use code COFFEEGEEKS for 15% off your order). Believe us, your nerdy caffeine souls will thank you for this one! Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!
  • Need something new to do? This week’s recommendations should help! Where the Water Goes by David Owen (Andrew), Phasmophobia (Laura), and ‘The Loneliest Time’ by Carly Rae Jepsen (Pam).

And in this week’s After Dark:

  • Inspired by this tweet, we ask ourselves, ‘what is something that is objectively terrible but I still like anyway?’
  • Why can’t we quit the crappy food of our youth?
  • We watch trash TV so we can judge and feel better about ourselves #sorrynotsorry.
  • Is doom scrolling bad for our mental health? Yes. Do we still do it all the time? Also yes.

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