• We’re Andrew-less this week, but we won Pat in the divorce, so the show must go on.
• Trump making the OG colonizers cringe at our reputation, Pam’s neighbors bring unwanted guests, and Pat reveals how to get your hair done for free AND (maybe) pick up a modeling gig at the same time.
• We cover a variety of feedback in this week’s Mailbag: more examples of phone scams, media depictions of the Middle East, and the ongoing conflict in Sudan.
• Barack and Michelle (AKA: America’s Mom and Dad) are taking after us and getting into podcasting. We couldn’t be more proud!
• Pew Research is at it again, trying to provide us with reliable data to draw reasonable conclusions. This week, we consider their data regarding 2020 voting demographics.
• Laura makes a case for impeachment.
• Justin Bieber… challenged Tom Cruise to a fight We don’t even know what to make of this.
• As always, we wrap with some recommendations we think will make life just that much better. Overtone conditioner for touching up fashion hair colors (Laura), Pet Food Express’ self-service pet wash (Pam), and shredding chicken using a Kitchenaid mixer (Pat).
• This week’s episode is sponsored by bioClarity (https://www.bioclarity.comand enter code MIL at checkout for 40% off a skin routine and 15% off everything else on their site) and Brooklinen (https://www.brooklinen.com and enter promo code MILL for 10% off and free shipping). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

• It’s an Ask Us Anything edition! Ever wanted to know what weird thoughts and shit run through our heads? This is how to find out.
• What things do we regret saying on the internet and broadcasting to thousands of people?
• When in our lives have we experienced FOMO? Why?
• What media do we still love, even if it hasn’t aged well?
• What topics are the toughest to cover on #Millennial?

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