• Time for a feel trip. We wish Matt the worst of luck, and hope he falls flat on his face.
• “LOOK AT ME. I’M THE POACHER NOW.” -Lions
• Omarosa returns to her reality television roots and immediately starts dropping bombs and freaking us the fuck out.
• We have the best health care in the world, they said. You’ll be fine, they said. Health insurance company Aetna gets caught with their pants down.
• Vote with your wallet. Drink Dunkin’.
• The Confessional celebrates the freedom to refuse being labeled or boxed into a single identity.
• We discuss the true meaning of capitalism I MEAN LOVE in a special Valentine’s Day segment.

In this installment of After Dark.

• Would you rather have to suck on your boyfriend’s dirty, sweaty toes, or lick a friend’s clean and pristine vagina?
• Would You Rather: Valentine’s Day Edition gets gross.
• We learn even more about each others’ butts.
• Andrew tries to corner the girls. The girls have none of it.

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