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Episode #4: MAE Day

Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart, Fifty Shades of Grey, Zimbabwe’s clinically insane president… all packaged neatly in this fourth edition of #Millennial. Oh and Laura dies.

This week:

  • JON STEWART IS LEAVING THE DAILY SHOW
  • NO REALLY
  • THIS IS NOT A DRILL WHAT IS LIFE
  • And this is about as far as we get before the winter storm knocks out Laura’s power. Thanks, Obama.
  • Fifty Shades of Grey– the reviews are in.
  • We pay homage to the three young Americans who were shot and killed in North Carolina this past week.
  • Zimbabwe’s President, Robert Mugabe, is launching a massive security investigation into… why he tripped and fell. No, really.
  • ISIS: “For fuck’s sake guys, you know you’re only allowed to kill yourself with car bombs right? Didn’t we cover this at the last meeting?”
  • President Obama asks Congress for permission to wage war against ISIS, and doesn’t ask their permission to close off the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (ANWR) to drilling.
  • We take turns reading WTF News in our best Micah voices. We get pretty into it. Matt starts touching himself.
  • Facebook announces a new feature: Legacy Contacts. So when you die, someone can creep out your family with eerie status updates from the grave.

And this week, on After Dark:

  • Talking about Valentine’s Day leads to remembering our past road tripping adventures, wherein Matt almost gets us arrested.
  • A new dumb report says that people who use a lot of emojis have more sex. Some of us can personally attest that this is absolutely not true.

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