Episode #2×31: Mook Me

It’s Britney, bitch.
  • Burning to ashes in this week’s Dumpster Fire: the GOP-black community relationship. Then again, what do they have to lose?
  • Clinton’s hashtag!emails are back in the news cycle with more expected to be leaked just in time for election day.
  • Hidden from the Headlines: Nestle’s continued courting of the Satan vote, and an Obamacare problem without a clear solution in sight.
  • But wait, there’s more! If you order your news right now, you’ll get a free:
  • 1) Ryan Lochte scandal – brought to you by Speedo
  • 2) Gawker debate – brought to you by questionable journalistic standards
  • 3) Justice Department memo – sponsored by the tears of private prison executives
  • 4) And more!
  • Surprise, biiiiiiiitch.
And in this installment of After Dark:
  • “Let’s play a game.” -Jigsaw/Matt
  • Who said it? Trump, or Mussolini? Trick question: Kanye West. We call listeners and see if they can tell the difference. 
  • Democracy is beautiful in theory; in practice it is a fallacy. You in America will see that some day.” Too real, bro. #Mussolini

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