Episode #27: Welcome to New Earth


  • SOMEONE ditched us to go ride rollercoasters, so we kicked ’em off the show.
  • Andrew was slick with hamburger grease when he randomly encountered longtime fan of the show.
  • The trio share their credit card advice and nightmares. Don’t be like us.
  • Harry Potter is singlehandedly responsible for Matt’s credit card debt. JK Rowling, we’ll send you his account information if you wanna help a brother out.
  • Surprise! Another shooting, this time at a movie theatre in Louisiana. Are we surprised?
  • Airport style security in all public places = preferable to common sense gun reform.
  • Thanks to NASA, we’re all moving to Kepler 452b, aka “New Earth.” No guns or Trumps allowed.
  • 5000 protestors will assemble in a tangled, sweaty orgy in Nairobi to protest gay marriage in time for Obama’s arrival in Kenya. Why weren’t we invited?
  • A #Millennial Facebook group special request: What do we think of raising the minimum wage to $15/hr?
  • Are airline checked baggage fees a thing of the past?! (Probably not.)
  • We make a progressive decision following this week’s “Surprise Bitch!”
  • We play a game and discover one of us is even more traitorous than Andrew.
  • Reminder: Listen to the FREE episode of After Dark here!

We will be taking our midseason break and returning with Episode 28 on August 17th!

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

  • Andrew’s obsessed with devices that can be manipulated by your butt. First lightsabers, now butt dials.
  • Bill Cosby is still a dripping sore on the taint of society, and New York Magazine reminds us why.
  • In celebration of our first half-season, we provide some information about the inception of #Millennial that will make you wish someone had tried to delete our Facebook page sooner.

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