Introducing: #Millennial voicemails. A way for you to harass us and an even better way for us to laugh at you.  Patrons: Wanna call in (ideally when you’re drunk)? Here’s how! Not in my house: Read More …

Hello friends! We’re curious about your feelings on our Patreon, whether you’re currently a supporter or not. We’d love if you took a couple minutes to complete this survey to let us know how we’re Read More …

An update to ButtGate: someone is forced to tell their boyfriend the truth.  “I’m just going to gently spread your labia,” said the stranger named Gale. And we let them. The Confessional asks us about Read More …

The prodigal son returns: welcome back, Matthew. The city of Atlanta has decided to become a literal dumpster fire; meanwhile, the DC dumpster fire rages on as Steve Bannon is yanked from his NSC post Read More …

Andrew Sims and the Dentist’s Touch: The Sequel. Coming to earbuds near you.  Laura shares a super unpopular opinion about Beauty and the Beast; Andrew sucks Kyle’s dick. United Airlines: Fly the Unfriendly Skies. Three Read More …