• Welcome to the (shit)show, Angel!
• Do furries dress as red pandas?
• BREAKING: A senior White House official wrote an anonymous op-ed for the New York Times confirming the Republic’s dumpster fire status.
• 2018 Gift for $10 Patrons: a #Millennial sticker set! Facebook Official Patrons can expect to receive theirs in a few weeks (Make sure your mailing address is up to date!). Pledge at the Facebook Official Level now to receive your sticker set later this year!
• We’ve found the one thing millennials aren’t killing: STDs. The CDC has reported record jumps in the spread of gonorrhea, syphilis, and chlamydia. GET TESTED.
• The one man advocating for student loan borrowers on the federal level has resigned his post in protest.
• WTF: Proctor & Gamble has come up with a dumb, completely non-innovative marketing strategy.
• 2 Truths, 1 Lie: Trumpster Fire edition.

And in this week’s After Dark, available to $2+ Patrons:

• Laura is allergic to everything – tales of a trip to the allergist.
• We check in with a former #Millennial co-host and ask if he’s seen any vaginas in his new line of work.
• The Confessional: when friends with benefits goes awry and thinking your life is super lame and boring.

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