This week’s episode of #Millennial almost didn’t happen, much like the 2016 congressional budget bill.

– A few near-death experiences scared the shit out of us, but we recovered in time to watch Trevor Noah’s first run at the Daily Show– and wow.
– SURPRISE, BITCH.
-John Boehner, Speaker of the House
– What does Boehner’s resignation mean for the Republican party and this week’s budget negotiations? Spoiler: neither can live while the other survives.
– “Saudi Arabia is a bastion for human rights advancement,” said no one ever. Why are they being put in charge of the UN’s Human Rights Panel?
– Hidden from the Headlines reveals the shocking reality that not everyone is a complete shit stain. Thanks, Norway, for restoring our faith.
– Welcome to the show, Nick! Tell us about your masturbation habits, Nick!
– The show closes out with two Associate Producers’ choice topics that bring the episode full circle.

And in this week’s After Dark:
– We’ve had too many weird, bad experiences lately and need to talk about proper etiquette in the 21st century: from travel protocol to one-night stands, it’s time to vent. You guys are our therapists.

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