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Stop doing things, people. We can’t keep up with all this shit.
- Harriet Tubman was a baller way before she was a $20.
- “Can you move to the right a bit, I need a clear shot of this for my blog.” -Andrew, having a threesome with his new Uber passengers.
- Beyonce will be on the $10 someday if she keeps this up. Lemonade resonated even with those of us who aren’t part of the Beyhive. We recommendthis video for more context and analysis.
- In this week’s installment of What The GOP Should Have Done 6 Months Ago, Cruz and Kasich announce they’re going rogue on Trump’s orange ass.
- Hidden from the Headlines reveals that, sometimes, the disadvantaged are targeted by the powerful specifically because they’re disadvantaged. And round and round we go.
- What would you do if Andrew showed up on your doorstep naked? Let’s find out together.
- FREEDOM!!!
And in this week’s After Dark:
- Depressing but hopeful stories abound as we tackle the issue of quarter-life crises.
- Quarter-life crises are historically known to result in launching podcasts.
- Why has depression skyrocketed for 20-somethings? Why are our listeners so much stronger than we are? What is Matt even trying to say here?
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