Note: This episode was recorded before the Presidential Inauguration

• The Women’s Marches are going to be YUGE. Trump’s inauguration probably won’t.
• AP Choice makes a comeback with questions about credit scores on dating sites, how to make a difference in this new political environment, and Lady Gaga.
• Shocking news out of Massachusetts: ExxonMobil may have been funding climate change denial propaganda for the past 40 years. By shocking we mean not shocking.
• The Greatest Show on Earth comes to an end – are zoos next? More at 5.
• Hidden from the Headlines examines why the Florida state legislature is about to make it legal to bring guns to school. Because why not. #TrumpsAmerica
• This little finger went to the anus. This little finger did too. This third finger joined them – and oh God that’s not a finger.
• Surprise, bitch! gets Andrew way too excited over a listener who works at a marijuana dispensary.

And in this week’s After Dark:

• Laura shares her latest horror story from the Tales of Home-Buying.
• Millennials get shit on from every direction, but we’re still expected to live up to past generation’s successes. FUCK YOU MOM.

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