Welcome to 2017. Welcome to season 3. Please manage your expectations for both.
- Happy New Year, sycophants. Two truths, one lie reveals which of us is the loser that stayed home and got drunk with her dad.
- Wikishits announces their descent into the 6th Circle of Hell as they plan to release the private information of Twitter users.
- U.S. intelligence agencies have definitively concluded that Vladimir Putin ordered an “influence campaign” to sway the U.S. presidential election. “U.S. intelligence agencies clearly part of liberal propaganda wheel,” reports Breitbart.
- Sucks to suck: Fox News loses Megyn Kelly to MSNBC. “After our deliberate coverup of Roger Aisles’ sexual harassment, we are shocked,” said no one anywhere.
- Hidden from the Headlines ponders what holy angel has gotten into China lately.
- The Number reveals none of us know what we’re talking about.
- Surprise, Bitch! welcomes a traitor to the show. Thanks for nothing, Jim.
In season 3’s first installment of After Dark:
- What constitutes a “hate crime”? A case out of Chicago, wherein four black teenagers live streamed the torture of a white classmate, has the country asking.
- New year, new laws: we take a look at the laws going into effect around the country this year, including a tax on sugar and a change in online shopping.
- Help us, Ruth Bader Ginsburg. You’re our only hope.
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