- Some MVP listeners ask Andrew why he thinks “a hole is a hole.” Andrew digs his grave deeper.
- HAPPY 9/11 MATT!!! The birthday boy reminds us two national tragedies were born that day.
- Dumpster Fire 2016: Deplorable Lives Matter. Overheatin’ Hillary. Real time election results. The end of our Republic.
- We welcome Trump spokeswoman MaryAnne Katherine Kelly Sue to the show.
- An American oil company is asking Native American tribes in North Dakota to trust them, seriously, everything will be fine, when has the U.S. ever steered you wrong?
- “North Korea is best Korea,” civilians said sarcastically. Now they’re in internment camps and we’re hiding under our desks.
- It’s getting hot in herre. So pay the IRS before they burn the rest of your house down.
And in this week’s After Dark:
- One of the hosts spends 10 consecutive minutes talking about their ass. #ButtPlugGate is revealed.
- #Millennial PSA: Vomit is not an aphrodisiac.
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