Episode #10×31: The Adult Version of Finding Out Santa’s Not Real

  • Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real relaxed end of summer talk!
  • Check out last week’s LIVE episode recorded at Podcast Movement in Washington DC!
  • Time is running out: if you want to receive this year’s physical gift (The ‘M-Word Cloud’ t-shirt), sign up at the BAE level or higher by September 6th.
  • “Instead of crying in the club, I cry in the gym now.” How Kamala Harris’s DNC speech got us even MORE hype for her candidacy (is that even possible??)
  • We said we’re doing an easy end of the summer show and we meant it: this week, we’re grabbing some of our favorite askreddit questions and posing them to each other and our Patrons!
  • “What is the adult version of finding out Santa isn’t real?” “Not getting a tax refund because you’re claimed as a dependent by someone else.”
  • We’ll be bookmarking this episode to look back on in 10 years to see if our future goals pay off!
  • Let’s get petty and talk about our pettiest of pet peeves!
  • We’re all haunted by cringe memories that our asshole brains like to bring up, what are ours?
  • What superstitions do we believe in/adhere to? “If you saw something, no you didn’t.”
  • Small but mighty recommendations list this week: the Haus Labs Glassy Blush Balm Stick (which doubles as a lip balm!) (Laura) and ‘Degrees of Engagement‘ by Jennifer Hennessy (plus our What the Hype?! Smut episode where Jennifer guest-hosted with us!) (Pam).

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

  • F*ck it, Pam and Laura haven’t had time to catch up in a bit, let’s do it live!
  • Somehow we begin this conversation with bloodwork and mammograms, and end with talking about that sweet, sweet herb that is shaking ballot boxes around the country.

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