#Millennial Podcast: The Weekly Podcast for Millennials

We brought you the original Jurassic Park. We crafted the first craft beer. We patented the concept of social commentary and invented the cat meme revolution. We are viral, apathetic, digital, entitled and diverse. We are the iEra of human evolution. We are #Millennial podcast.

Podcast For Millennials

And we’re here to change the world. Armed only with the ubiquitous power of USB headsets and mediocre production value, we will not rest until every inane story has been unearthed, turned to click-bait, and generated at least 300 pointless internet comments. We’re like Walter Cronkite with attitude, if Walter Cronkite had been an idiot.

Each week, a roundtable of friends discuss the latest news affecting our daily lives. But it isn’t all about figuring out how to afford rent, securing our digital lives, and eating avocado toast — We also discuss butts, pesky relationships, annoying family members, and anything else that enters our medicated brains. Simply put, #Millennial podcast is your show for dealing with and laughing through growing up.

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Episode #5×06: Speed Finds A Way

  • Worried about the looming (potential) sequel to the government shutdown? Listen to the newest #Millennial instead!  
  • Andrew has an important day ruined by a food delivery driver, Laura is at war with her HOA, and Pam recaps the Grammys.  
  • Preemptive RIP to Elizabeth Warren’s 2020 bid for President. We hardly knew ye.  
  • Listener Nicki joins us to talk job hunting and what she looks for when hiring candidates.  Be sure to check out her fiancé’s art!
  • Nicki reveals she landed her current job through the #Millennial Facebook group! Andrew wants one of y’all to give him a job pls.  
  • The Confessional is back with a familiar topic: guns.  
  • We’ve certainly never had a friend like… Will Smith’s Genie in the upcoming, live action Aladdin. #nightmarefuel  
  • Is Waze making it easier to get out of speeding tickets and DUI stops? Yes. Do we want them to stop? :grimacing:  
  • AP Choice is back, with one question about a dystopian video game and another about our dystopian country.  
  • This week’s episode is sponsored by Policy Genius (https://www.policygenius.com/), Audible (https://www.audible.com/mill for a 30-day free trial), and Harry’s (https://www.harrys.com/mill for the $13 value trial set). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!
And in this week’s installment of After Dark:
  • A third of Americans say it’s okay to wear blackface as part of a Halloween costume, according to the Pew Research Center.  
  • Given that a majority of Americans don’t think this is okay, how is it that someone always manages to fuck this up every Halloween?  
  • Is it ever okay to wear traditional clothing of a culture or country you have no connection to? Pam and Nicki sound off.  
  • Do we still think Ralph Northam should resign?

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Episode #5×05: Something From A Nut

  • Happy Black History Month! Stop asking for a White History Month.
  • Pat is back this week, fresh off a urination tour around the Grand Canyon.
  • Andrew and Pat definitely “don’t wanna be friendssss” with their seat neighbor at Gaga’s Vegas residency show.
  • Listener Feedback: Fabi’s family is from Venezuela, and she’s a Democrat who… agrees with Trump’s support of opposition leader Juan Guaido.
  • You know the Super Bowl is boring AF when the main takeaway is the infamous, mysterious viral egg.
  • This ain’t a scene, it’s a goddamn arms race when Cold War-era treaties are suspended.
  • If your dick pic game left something to be desired in the past, you’re in luck:
  • Facebook messenger will now allow you to delete old embarrassing private messages. But also no one wants to see your dick.
  • Should Virginia Governor Ralph Northam resign amidst a racist yearbook photo discovery?
  • This week’s episode is sponsored by Openfit (text MIL to 30-30-30 for a special extended 30-day free trial), Away (visit awaytravel.com/mill and use promo code mill during checkout for $20 off a suitcase), and Rothy’s (rothys.com and enter promo code mill for free shipping with no minimum purchase). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week’s Installment of After Dark (beginning at 1:18:14):

  • We tune into the State of the Union speech momentarily and offer some commentary on the Orange Menace’s butchering of the English language and American Democracy.
  • Speaking of Mike Pence, let’s talk about our cultural obsession with serial killers!
  • We dive into why serial killers haunt our communities and pique our interests.
  • Andrew shocks the panel with a revelation about how his life was touched by a real-life killer.

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Episode #5×04: Ridin’ Solo

  • The government may have been re-opened for three weeks, but #Millennial has always been here for you.
  • We welcome #Millennial’s official gaming correspondent (and nothing else), Marc, back to the show!
  • Andrew and Pat are about to head to Vegas where they will enjoy West Coast specialties like In-N-Out and painted rocks.
  • Thoughts and Prayers: Andrew facing sub-arctic temperatures and Laura facing the Super Bowl in her home city.
  • Nintendo and Toei/Namco-Bandai seem to be snubbing major tournaments by not allowing them to host Super Smash Bros or Dragonball Fighterz. We wonder why they’re being such buzzkills and how this would even be enforceable at smaller scale tournaments.
  • In the news: A GAY 2020 candidate, Canada ranked #1 for quality of life in the world, Venezuela’s leader rated the absolute worst with 80% of his country opposing him, and the creators of Fortnite being sued for stealing some sweet dance moves.
  • This week’s episode is brought to you by UnTuckIt (use promo code ‘millennial’ for 20% off your first purchase), Robinhood (visit millennial.robinhood.com for a free stock), and FabFitFun (use code MILL to get $10 off your first box)

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

  • A number of celebrities are sitting out this year’s Super Bowl to protest police brutality and the NFL’s treatment of Colin Kaepernick.
  • When does celebrity activism work, and when does it fall flat? Internet personalities seem to do a better job of keeping narratives constant, while A-listers tend to make one-off statements.
  • As per usual, we get off topic and start talking about random stories from our youth. We’re sorry.

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Episode #5×03: Arms Not Open

  • Friend of the show and official #Millennial conservative correspondent Parker joins us again this week to talk about the government shutdown.
  • We also get Parker’s reactions to the growing list of 2020 Democratic candidates and are surprised by some areas where we agree!
  • Andrew’s got a new side hustle: A Podcast and Patreon consulting business! Hit him up if you need help with your own show or Patreon.
  • Laura’s rage of the week: Democrats, get the $%#& over yourselves and your ideological purity tests.
  • With Netflix’s recent release of viewership numbers, it raises the question of how our consumption of content has changed. Is there still a place for network TV?
  • Netflix has named its biggest competitor, and surprisingly, it’s not another streaming service.
  • Just in the nick of time, Spotify is rolling out a new feature that will allow you to block R.Kelly or any other artist you don’t want to hear from.
  • Things get a little… personal in this week’s recommendations.

This week’s episode is sponsored by Joybird (go here for 25% off your first order), ZipRecruiter (try for FREE), and BioClarity (enter code MIL for a FREE Clarifying Masque with purchase of a skin routine).

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

  • YouTube is cracking down on videos featuring dangerous pranks and challenges. #RIPTidePodchallenge
  • Banning videos that encourage dangerous behaviors is all well and good, but YouTube doesn’t have the best track record when it comes to restricting “inappropriate content.”
  • Devil’s Advocate: Government Shutdown/Wall Edition.

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Episode #5×02: No Cheese For You

  • It’s 2019, but we peaked in 2009 so don’t expect us to participate in your 2009 vs 2019 selfie challenge.
  • Laura and Pam detail their weekend drama of cheese fries and Bachelor viewing parties.
  • This week’s $10 Patron guest is Shania, who is gracious and speaks openly with us about being on the Asexuality spectrum.
  • AP Choice: What advice to we have for couples getting ready to move in together?
  • Listener feedback proves that cursive isn’t actually useless.
  • We talk about which Dems are in for 2020 and what is officially the longest government shutdown in US history. People are hurting, what can we do to help? And when will Agent Orange realize he’s never getting his wall?
  • UPDATE: R.Kelly is officially under investigation following Lifetime’s docuseries, “Surviving R.Kelly.”
  • GAME: Fact or Fiction: Government Shutdown Edition.
  • This week’s episode is brought to you by Policy Genius, Audible (Visit Audible.com/MILL for a free trial), and Zola (Start your free wedding website and also get $50 off your registry at go
    ZOLA.com/MILL).

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

  • “Tidying up with Marie Kondo” is taking the world (and our closets) by storm. Laura has cleared out 6 trash bags’ worth of donations, Pam has emptied her closet, and Andrew has always been orderly.
  • Our tips for deciding what to part with and how to “let go” of things.
  • We all share what we have the hardest time parting with and methods we’ve employed to clear our homes.

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Episode #5×01: Bubble Butt

  • We’re back for SEASON 5! (Sorry Andrew.)
  • We recount our NYE experiences: little brothers, poopy plungers, and dogs shoving things into toilets. It gets weird.
  • Announcing our new Patreon 2019 benefits: Face to Face hangouts, BREAKING NEWS, LANDY becomes one big show, and $5+ Patrons to get Mega Millennial episodes. Learn more here!
  • AP Choice: Andrew and Pat relationship edition. $10 Patrons get to ask our favorite couple anything!
  • New Year, New Laws! Florida restores voting rights for former felons, hard liquor sales are banned on Sundays in Mississippi, and new gender options are available on CA and NY driver’s licenses. Which of these is the lie?
  • What does 2019 hold in store for President Trump? The hosts make predictions about whether the President will resign, be impeached, or remain untouched by the Mueller investigation.
  • Ellen DeGeneres REALLY wants Kevin Hart to host the Oscars. Has Hart redeemed himself sufficiently to deserve the hosting opportunity and Ellen’s allyship?
  • Bubble butt bubble bubble bubble butt.
  • This week’s sponsors are Rothy’s (visit Rothys.com and enter code ‘MILL’ for free shipping), Care/Of (get 25% your first order of personalized vitamins with code ‘MILL’), and Harry’s (Get a $13 value trial set that comes with everything you need by visiting Harrys.com/Millennial)

And in this first 2019 installment of After Dark, available on Patreon:

  • Someone is understandably trying to kick some of her student loan debt, but Laura has some concerns about the method employed to do so.
  • In shocking news to no one, R.Kelly is a creep and needs to be shunned by society and the music business.
  • This brings us to a discussion about the all-too-common trend in Hollywood of young girls being groomed by much older, successful men. Is the music world preparing for its own #timesup moment?

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Episode #4×48: Star Struck

  • The #Millennial holiday spectacular is here! We’re live, on camera, and drinking! Patrons can watch video of our entire recording here.
  • Our $5 and $10 Patrons gained access to a new benefit: an exclusive #Millennial Discord channel where you can chat with each other and the hosts in realtime! Head over to patreon.com/millennial and click Settings > Account > Add Discord to join in the conversation!
  • The Secret Santa exchange is back, and this year’s gifts are decidedly thoughtful (and in one case, sexxxxy).
  • AP Choice: How do YOU plan on relaxing this holiday season? FB Official Patrons sound off.
  • The Number: Holiday Binge Edition. Will the cost of all these streaming services rival cable package costs? Probably. Will we still pay for it? Probably.
  • Recommendations include a breakfast product and a particular Christmas movie.
  • The EPA may be undoing the Clean Water Act and Facebook continues fucking up.
  • Recommendations include a breakfast product and a particular Christmas movie.
  • We’ll be back the week of January 7th for SEASON 5!
  • This week’s episode is sponsored by BioClarity (bioclarity.com and enter code MILL for 50% off your first month) and Warby Parker (warbyparker.com/mill to get your free at-home try on!). Support the show by supporting these awesome companies!

And in this final 2018 installment of After Dark:

  • More feedback about Canadian goose jackets flies in and Andrew reconsiders his stance on the $1,000 jacket.
  • We go over all the the expected and unexpected happenings of 2018, and what we’re most excited for in 2019 (please God let it be Mueller Time).
  • The Number Part Deux: New Year’s Edition.

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Episode #4×47: Seasoned

  • We’re gearing up for the holidays! Andrew and Pat are baking cookies, Laura is nearly getting murdered by repairmen, and the deadline to sign up for healthcare is December 15th!
  • Listeners sound off: reactions to last week’s CRISPR discussion and a confessional about a sexless relationship.
  • Since Tumblr is removing porn, we can go ahead and say RIP. On a lighter note, our Associate Producer Choice has $10 Patrons sharing their favorite porn sources, so take notes!
  • “Keep your pic in your pants!” Cyber flashing is the hot new way to sexually harass unwitting iPhone users who don’t monitor their Airdrop settings.
  • Get ready to buy your Amtrak passes: the new Boeing 737 MAX has a YUGE problem that caused a Lion Air flight to crash off the coast of Indonesia. As if that weren’t bad enough, several major airlines have thousands of these planes on order.
  • Since we’re doomed to repeat our historic failures, China has begun interning hundreds of thousands of Muslims in concentration camps in the Xinjiang territory.
  • Surprise, Bitch! gets all pharmaceutical and shit.
  • Reminder: Next week’s episode will be our last of the year and will air LIVE over at patreon.com/millennial. If you’ve ever wanted to know what we look like, now is your chance.
  • This week’s show is sponsored by Policy Genius (https://www.policygenius.com/), Scentbird (Scentbird.com/MILL and use code MILL for 50% off your first month), and Rothy’s (https://rothys.com/ and enter code MILL for free shipping with no minimum purchase).

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

  • Holiday etiquette: who to bring, what to bring, and what not to talk about.
  • Holiday firsts! What do you do when you bring someone home for the first time? What are our first Christmas memories?
  • Andrew holds a holiday grudge and shares a touching Christmas story.

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Episode #4×46: Fake It Til You OmgWait

  • We’re back this week with guest Jared, who works for a probation and parole department. Will we get through the episode without bring thrown in the clink?
  • Jared schools us on the importance of criminal justice reform, as well as the other areas our justice system has room for improvement.
  • On the first day of Christmas Robert Mueller gave to me…
  • Now that we can’t watch porn at Starbucks anymore, what is the point of going there, even?
  • A Chinese scientist named He Jiankui has reported that he’s created the world’s first “designer babies,” or gene-edited babies. This development confirms that we are indeed living in a hellscape.
  • Devil’s Advocate finds the panel arguing in support of designer super hero babies.
  • This week’s episode is sponsored by ZipRecruiter.com/Mill, Audible.com/Mill, and Homesick Candles (Enter code MILL for free shipping and 10% off any order over $60).

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

  • Payless fools a bunch of toolbag influencers into saying they’d spend hundreds on their $20 shoes.
  • We talk about how to side hustle and provide tips and tricks from our own experiences. We also poll Patrons to find out what they do on the side to make extra cash. Turns out most millennials have a side hustle, so who’re the lazy, entitled ones now, baby boomers?!
  • Pam brings it home with a mini Hype discussion about Disney pulling a Thanos on Netflix’s Marvel shows, Ariana Grande’s new music video, and the retirement of rapey Christmas songs.

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Episode #4×45: Satan Wins

  • Turkey hangover has passed, the world is still on fire, and #Millennial is back!
  • What did we do when we were off-air the last two weeks? Partied like fucking rockstars, that’s what.
  • Jk, we all saw Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Weak Screenplays.
  • The US spirals further and further into Orwellian dystopia. Merry Christmas, have some tear gas.
  • George Soros, often accused of bankrolling left-wing conspiracies, was blamed by no other than Facebook for the negative press surrounding its various data privacy breaches.
  • This episode of #Millennial is brought to you by the Satanic Church and Netflix.
  • The Number returns to school President Snow about some voter fraud numbers (fun fact: you’re more likely to be struck by lightening twice in your lifetime than you are to commit voter fraud!). Want to check our sources? Brennan Center   ACLU: Facts About Voter Suppression
  • Support the show by supporting this week’s sponsors: Policy Genius (www.policygenius.com), Rothy’s (www.rothys.com and enter code MILL for free shipping), and BioClarity (www.bioclarity.com and enter code MIL for 50% off and free shipping).

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