The Force is strong with us as we get hyped THE FUCK UP for Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Surprise, bitch! takes us to Florida, where grandparents and presidential campaigns go to die. Transgender military Read More …

We kick off with a graphic update on our Thanksgiving sex lives. #blessed  Surprise again, bitch! welcomes back a sly motherfucker who somehow figured out how to con the system.  It’s beginning to look a Read More …

We’re back from break and recap our — Thank God — smooth Thanksgivings with the family. This discussion prompts some memories of our closeted pasts. Dictionary.com reveals their Word of the Year, and it’s a Read More …

Australians show us how voting is done. Congrats to the LGBTQ community down under! Literal. Fucking. Nazis. show up to protest in favor of a “white Europe” — 60,000 of them, to be exact, because Read More …

We say goodbye to Kevin Spacey as he says goodbye to his career. The stomach-turning shooting in Texas has us grieving yet again. But we have reason to hope. Popular conservative Twitter accounts, like @Jenna_Abrams, Read More …