- Happy 4th of July! The US still has over 2,000 children in cages.
- This week in more ‘America is fucked’ news, justice Anthony Kennedy resigns from the Supreme Court, leaving a second vacancy for Trump to fill.
- Disney and Universal Studios are banking on millennial nostalgia in their upcoming theme park ventures. We’re sure there will be an avocado toast stand on every corner!
- A Hillary Clinton Theme Park? We brainstorm ideas.
- BREAKING NEWS: North Korea never had any intention of denuclearizing. How could we have predicted this would happen?!?!
- Sarah Huckabee Sanders joins us again to burn some more truth.
And in this week’s edition of After Dark, available to $2+ Patrons:
- Andrew’s gonna stick it to the (HOA) man!
- He also comes up with a homeless outreach program idea that makes the girls grimace.
- WTF News makes its return: running over pedestrians to get out of work, Texans using rattlesnakes as weapons, shitting diamonds, and much more!