- “Bless me #Millennial for I have sinned. It has been 3 days and 12 hours since the last time I threw my garbage on a movie theater floor.” – Andrew
- Marc (aka Micah?) joins us and gives us his E3 predictions. He and Andrew plan to get E-rect.
- We force Pam to answer some cringey interview questions used by employers to be hip and cool with the kids.
- In the news: The Celebrity President is leading up to an exciting season finale: Will they or won’t they: North Korea edition, The great GDPR inbox flood, Instagram has a mute feature, and the US lost 1,475 migrant children. We wish this were all #fakenews.
- A familiar voice deigns to join us for Surprise Bitch! and we’re all signing DNRs in case we end up hospitalized in LA.
And in this week’s episode of After Dark:
- Google that shit!
- What to do when you’re “the other woman.” We try to give some honest, frank advice about getting out of an affair.
- Traditional definitions of virginity do not cover the range of (super super hot and fun) things you can do that qualify as sex.