• The new intro is here! RIP Matt, you’ll live on in our earbuds.
• The Stormy Daniels saga is about to be put on steroids by a new interview.
• From bikes to trains to video games, it’s the biggest toy store to ever go out of business! Gee whiz!
• A big upset in PA has everyone cautiously optimistic.
• “SIR I THINK I LEFT MY CLAY FACE MASKS IN YOUR CAR!!!” Uber reveals the strangest items ever submitted to their Lost & Found.
• Surprise, BRANDON. You’re not the only one with connections, BRANDON.
• This week’s episode is brought to you BioClarity! Use code MIL to receive your first box for $9.95!

And in this week’s After Dark:

• China formalizes its plans for a “social credit” system, whereby citizens’ social responsibility is judged based on petty behavior like blocking crosswalks. The penalty? Immobility.
• Calling George Orwell.
• What’s the danger (and if you’re Andrew, the benefit) of a government implementing “social credit” scores?
• We pretend such a system exists here and reveal the things that would have ruined our social credit score.

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