Episode #3×16: Why Civil War?

  • Goodbye, Andrew. Hello, Fuher Laura.
  • YOU get manipulated! *YOU* get manipulated! EVERYONE. GETS. MANIPULATED!!! -Oprah if she worked for Facebook. 
  • Why was there a Civil War? What was slavery? Is the sky blue? What’s even, like, REAL, man? President Trump asks the tough questions and the lamestream media just doesn’t get it.
  • Shutdowns and border walls and bombs, OH MY! A budget deal was struck and Commander Cockwaffle isn’t having it.
  • Amazon Echo: For the sadomasochist in all of us. Brought to you by Matt, copyright 2017.
And in this week’s After Dark:
  • We decide to get more personal than usual (yup, it’s possible) and discuss the nitty gritty details of our love lives – with the explicit goal of embarrassing each other in front of our boyfriends. Some of whom are present.
  • We each describe how our first kisses went down. Surprises abound.
  • Welcome to Jeopardy, with your host, Awkward Vanna White!

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