• Pokemon Go fucks Andrew over and we teach Matt how to spell.
• Shit gets real: a breaking CNN report says Russia may have compromising “personal and financial” evidence on Donald Trump.
• Meryl Streep begs the country to get its shit together.
• Norway phases out FM radio — what’s next, CD players?!
• Thanks, Obama. No really. Thanks. We reminisce on our favorite Obama qualities and the changes he’s enacted over the past 8 years.
• Surprise, bitch! goes terribly awry because of fucking course it does.
• We welcome Kid Rock to the show.

In this week’s After Dark:

• We planned a real conversation, we promise. But some of us just need a dick in the ass first.
• What’s our plan for inauguration day? What do we see going down?
• The Women’s March on Washington next week is expected to have even greater turnout. We sense the mass alignment of menstrual cycles already.

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